The Luckiest Dog in the World!

“Hello Nice Person who has come here to read my story! My name is Sidi, and I’m a black Dog. I’m a Very Smart Dog and a Good Boy too and I can tell you stories about My Life. I got rescued from starving in Morocco Place by my Alpha Male, who’s name is Orlando. Our Pack has gone lots of Interesting Places and seen lots of Stuff and we’ve got a lot of friends! I will tell you about my life if you would like to read these words!”

Note from Pecos, the Psychic Celebrity Pet Biographer: please be warned that there is some sexual content in these stories. No, I don’t mean the dogs. Sidi is very honest – sometimes brutally so. In essence, he calls a shit a shit, and he tells about pretty much everything he sees in his life as Orlando Bloom’s dog. He’s loveable, a bit self-centered, licks himself, has a shaky grasp on grammar and punctuates like a spastic monkey hooked on crack – but hey, he’s a dog!

These chapters are broken down into two categories: ‘Sidi’s Stories’, and ‘What the Dog Didn’t See.’ They interweave, but one can surely be read without the others. ‘Sidi’s Stories’ occasionally contains innuendo and implied homosexual acts between consenting adult humans. ‘What the Dog Didn’t See’ is smut, pure and simple. Smutitty-smut-smut. Nasty, boot-knocking gay sex scenes. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Sidi’s Stories:

1. The Luckiest Dog in the World
2. The Very Bad Days
3. The Trouble With Bitches
4. Trusting Eyes and the Smell of Love
4.5 What the Dog Didn’t See – Touching
5. The Human Pack
6. A Romp in the Park
7. A Ride in the big big Car
8. A Day at the Beach! with Hobbits
9. The Stuff that Happened Next
10. Kent Ucky and the Squeee Girls
11. Woozy Puppy and the Big Bad Dog
12. Doggie Dreams
13. People Tricks
14. Tricks for Treats
14.5 What the Dog Didn’t See – Exploring
15. The Evil Guy
16. More Stuff from the Loving Den
17. In the Dog House
18. Chased by the Pupper-Nazis
19. Life at the Shat-Oh
20. Lost Man
20.5 What the Dog Didn’t See – Scent
21. Crazy House Den