Seriously, thanks for dropping by! You might want to know who this Pecos Person is. Here’s her official biography:

Pecos plays the bass guitar (pretty well), the string bass (badly), drums (very, very badly) and a truly awesome kazoo. She can sing in almost three octaves range with gusto (all at once when drunk) and sounds particularly lovely doing 'Someone To Watch Over Me' in the toilets at the bookstore where she works. She's old enough to be the Elf-boy's mother and yet harbors very unmotherly thoughts about him, most of which involved duct tape, vaseline, feathers and chocolate pudding. She has many strong opinions which get her into trouble with many Christians, most Republicans and all fans of daytime television. She is a member of SCICOP, published writer of non-fiction and a frequent flyer. Grinder of Gimli’s Axe, Keeper of Elf-boy's Little Black Book, Fondler of Hobbit Feet, Borrower of Boromir’s Pencil...and the woman who keeps calling Aragorn’s answering machine and hanging up. She is also credited on VH1's Behind the Music as the official Police Archivist. She takes her action figures out of the box and bloody well PLAYS with them. Recently perfected peeing while standing up, which is really useful considering some of the places she's gotten herself into with a full bladder.  She's been to 41 countries on 5 continents and frequently refers to herself in the third person, which is a sure sign of mental instability.

Pecos also has a blog, which breathlessly shares details of her excruciatingly dull personal life and can be found at www.livejournal.com/users/pecos/

And, of course, she would really, really like to hear from you, particularly if you want to tell her that you enjoyed something she wrote. Please feel free to e-mail her at pecosphil@sprintmail.com ...unless you plan to send a flame, in which case please write to idontgiveadamn@youwerewarned.com